๐Ÿพ PUPTIDES ๐Ÿ’‰ BUY $PUPTIDES
PUPTIDES โ€” Dr. Doge in the laboratory with the research peptide line
CA updating soon โ€” vials still in the freezer
๐Ÿ’‰ Buy on pump.fun ๐Ÿ“ˆ Chart ๐• Telegram
01 โ€” RESEARCH LINE

Five compounds. One exit liquidity.

Each vial is 10 mg, lyophilized, and completely fictional. Do not inject any of this. Especially the fifth one.

BPC-157 โ€” tier 1 of 5
BPC-157
TISSUE REPAIR & RECOVERY

Repairs the tissue damage caused by refreshing the chart every four seconds for six hours straight.

10MGASSAY: PASS
TB-500 โ€” tier 2 of 5
TB-500
PERFORMANCE & ENDURANCE

Clinically formulated to hold through a โˆ’80% drawdown without making a single whimpering sound.

10MGASSAY: PASS
CJC-1295 โ€” tier 3 of 5
CJC-1295
GROWTH HORMONE SUPPORT

Makes the candles grow. Green ones only. Results not guaranteed, replicated, or even observed.

10MGASSAY: PASS
IGF-1 โ€” tier 4 of 5
IGF-1
MUSCLE GROWTH & REGENERATION

Muscle for the portfolio. Regeneration for the dignity. Neither detected in trials so far.

10MGASSAY: PASS
$PUPTIDES โ€” tier 5 of 5
$PUPTIDES
PURE CONCENTRATED HOPIUM

The only compound in the lineup that has ever made anyone money. Peer-reviewed by the group chat.

10MGASSAY: MOON
CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS
LOT PT-420-069 ยท BATCH 001 ยท SOLANA
๐Ÿพ
TOTAL SUPPLY1,000,000,000PASS
PURITY99.9% โ€” rest is dev tearsPASS
TAX0% buy / 0% sellPASS
LIQUIDITYBurned. Like leg day.PASS
TEAM0% โ€” the dog works for kibblePASS
UTILITYNone detectedPASS
ROADMAPFetch. Moon. Nap.PENDING
PUPTIDES-VERIFIED โœ“
An official-looking mark we invented ourselves. Very trustworthy.
02 โ€” DOSING PROTOCOL

How to administer

  1. RX-1 โ€” Acquire the syringe
    RX-1

    Acquire the syringe

    Download Phantom wallet. Free, and it will hold your regrets beautifully.

  2. RX-2 โ€” Draw the dose
    RX-2

    Draw the dose

    Load it with SOL. Recommended dosage: what you can afford to lose. Not a joke.

  3. RX-3 โ€” Administer on pump.fun
    RX-3

    Administer on pump.fun

    Paste the CA and swap. You may feel a small prick โ€” that's the fees.

  4. RX-4 โ€” Observe the subject
    RX-4

    Observe the subject

    Hold. Side effects: diamond paws, zoomies, checking the chart at 3:47 AM.